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The author of the book: Stan Berenstain
Edition: Random House Children's Books
Date of issue: February 1st 2011
ISBN: 0307938395
ISBN 13: 9780307938398
Language: English
Format files: PDF
The size of the: 28.79 MB
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My sister and I are both fully grown now but I am 2.5 years older than she is and when we were kids, I told her whoppers every chance I could. For example, one time I told her that the scientific word for your knee was the word anus. And gullible kid that she was, she believed me.

One day while we were riding our bikes, she wiped out and skinned her knee. It was just a surface scratch and nothing serious, but there was a little bit of blood and as anyone who’s been a kid on a bike before knows, skinned knees can hurt like the dickens sometimes. Well, she abandoned her bike and ran back to the house crying, looking for mom to fix the booboo.

I hopped off my bike and walked both our bikes home to the garage. By the time I got back, mom was standing outside waiting for me and she looked mad.

Mom: “Did you tell your sister the scientific word for her knee was the word anus?”

Me: “What?!?”

Mom: “You heard me.”

Me: ::silent::

Mom: “She looks up to you. It’s not nice to tell lies like that.”

So yes, apparently my poor bleeding sister had run home crying for mom and upon her arrival announced, “Mommy! I fell off my bike and skinned my anus!!!! It hurts!!!!”

More than likely it was a scenario like this that prompted the arrival of this book on my childhood bookshelf. I recently unpacked a box of old goodies and am glad this one survived the passage of time, just in case my unborn child takes after her mother.

And thank God my sister has forgiven me for all the bullshit I used to put her through.


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Ebook The Berenstain Bears and the Truth read Online! Stan and Jan Berenstain (often called The Berenstains) were American writers and illustrators best known for creating the children's book series the Berenstain Bears. Their son Mike joined them as a creative team in the late 1980s.


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